Man looking at reflection in door: Yeah, I got a big dick. Girl, you know I got a big dick. Gimme some of that pussy. –6 train, 103rd St Jewish girl: I swear to you, his dick wasn’t any bigger than this! This piece of cheesecake! You should have seen the look on my face! –Murray Hill Diner Chick on cell: The phalluses got soft and were pulled offstage… –Columbia University Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy Thug: Girl, I know you miss my dick head, but I’m at the Apple Store! –Tekserve, W 23rd & 6th Man: It’s Yom Kippur, and I’m here looking at Ian McKellen’s penis. –King Lear performance, Brooklyn Academy of Music Overheard by: a little shocked at its size