Large black lady: They have all sorts of bags here: small bags, big bags — you could fit, like, nine bodies in that bag. –The Container Store, 5th Ave Overheard by: Hannah Fat queer: I want to be buried alive so I can eat myself out of it. –Graham & Conselyea Overheard by: Jesse Girl on cell: I keep calling them and telling them not to kill him yet! –8th & Broadway Overheard by: my roommate and me Man on cell: Is Anne available? She’s dead? Oh, okay then. –54th & Park Nine-year-old boy seeing rays of sunlight enter car: We’re above ground now! Now we can’t be killed! –N train, Queens