Underage drunk guy to girl: You know Boston Market? You know those chickens in the rotisserie in the window? Well, imagine yourself in that position. Don’t be Boston Market. –Duane Reade, 34th & 3rd WASP lady: It’s so annoying — birds chirping everywhere. –Madison Square Park Drunk guy: Hearing birds fucking is awful. This one time I saw this bird fuckin’ another bird in the ass. Then he pulls out and a couple of pellets pop out. The other bird was shittin’ on his fuckin’ dick, bro! Birds are fucked up, man! –LIRR, between Flatbush Ave & Jamaica Overheard by: Stevie Bimbette: Did you see the Planet Earth series? Remember those birds doing the mating dance? Yeah, those birds were so hot. I would do them… –Cold Stone, 86th & 2nd Overheard by: Shaking my head at our sad culture Young lady suit on cell: I have a feeling today is going to suck — the crazy bird man is strolling down the block as we speak. Yeah, the one I saw on the subway last month. –31st & 8th Old lady: I am very much looking forward to introducing you to my chicken. –8th & 5th Overheard by: I am too