Dude: My navel smells like fish. –138th & Convent Ave Overheard by: The City Planner Thug: Yo, any saltwater fish — mad high maintenance! –N train Overheard by: Jon A. Chick on cell: I mean, I don’t understand why he couldn’t just be supportive and eat the trout! –83rd & 2nd Dude, if I had gills, that’d be great. I’d be banging tons of mermaids. –34th & Park Man to female walking companion: We have so much in common! Do you also think that scallions are seafood? –Broadway & Waverly Overheard by: Rachel