Little boy to mail woman: FedEx is better than you! –80th & West End Little girl with hands on bull’s balls: Mommy, Mommy! Take a picture of me! I’m going to milk it! –Wall St Bull Four-year-old girl, referring to bull’s balls: Touch ’em, Daddy, touch ’em! –Wall St Bull Seven-year-old girl, hopping furiously on one leg: My legs are confusing me! –Corson Ave, Staten Island Overheard by: Matt Young boy to mother: I wish you would stop blaming me for all of your life’s problems! –40th & Broadway Overheard by: Jay