Then How Come He Sucked My Dick? In His Apartment?

Dude #1: Oh my god! Did you hear about Jack*?
Dude #2: No, what?
Dude #1: [Excited whisper.]
Dude #2: He's a what?
Dude #1: [Enunciates whisper.]
Dude #2: No -- a hobo is a homeless person.

--LIRR