Isn't That Why We Have Two Kids?

Six-year-old girl, grabbing a Bud Light: Daddy, can I get this?
Four-year-old sister: Yeah, can I have one too, Daddy?
Dad: Not right now, but if you two are good, I'll get you a keg later.
Mom: I'd be down for that.

--Penn Station

Overheard by: Jas