Soon They'll Give Us Stuff We Don't Recognize and We'll Eat It

Black chick #1: When are we gonna take off?
Black chick #2: First we have to taxi down to the runway. Then we have to wait our turn. Then we go real fast 'til we get airborne. I know aviation, bitch.

--JetBlue flight to Ft. Lauderdale

Overheard by: Big Larry