Chick: Are you coming right home after work? I need sex so badly.
Guy: Yeah, I can tell… Why don’t you use your Valentine’s Day gift?
Chick: The Rabbit? It’s not the same.
Guy: Why isn’t it the same?
Chick: Well, it doesn’t talk.
Guy: Wait — so if it talked, you wouldn’t need me at all? Is that what you’re saying?
Chick: Um… No?

–Carnegie John’s, 56th & 7th

Overheard by: cheech