Voice over intercom: This is Delta Airlines flight number 1-2-3-4* paging passenger Eric Ansen*. Would you please report to gate D-7? The captain would like to depart. Thank you. –LaGuardia Over the intercom: We’d like to welcome you to Atlanta’s Hartsfield International Airport–.
[Voice cuts out, then back in.] We’d like to welcome you to New York’s LaGuardia International Airport… –Flight from Atlanta, LaGuardia Pilot: Like any pilot, I like to hear myself talk… All you’re hearing now is ‘Blah, blah, blah.’ –Delta flight, JFK Overheard by: Lalaith Pilot: We’re now ready for departure. Flight attendants, please restrain yourselves. –JFK Overheard by: Chuckles Stewardess, sounding surprised during landing: Great job, honey. –JFK