Your In-Flight Movie Today Will Be Wednesday One-Liners

Voice over intercom: This is Delta Airlines flight number 1-2-3-4* paging passenger Eric Ansen*. Would you please report to gate D-7? The captain would like to depart. Thank you.

--LaGuardia

Over the intercom: We'd like to welcome you to Atlanta's Hartsfield International Airport--.
[Voice cuts out, then back in.] We'd like to welcome you to New York's LaGuardia International Airport...

--Flight from Atlanta, LaGuardia

Pilot: Like any pilot, I like to hear myself talk... All you're hearing now is 'Blah, blah, blah.'

--Delta flight, JFK

Overheard by: Lalaith

Pilot: We're now ready for departure. Flight attendants, please restrain yourselves.

--JFK

Overheard by: Chuckles

Stewardess, sounding surprised during landing: Great job, honey.

--JFK