Blonde: So, I woke up and Jessica’s underwear was still on my head… –P.S. 1, Queens Drunk dude on cell: I want to take the blue panties you left at my place and wear them on my face! … I said I want to wear your blue panties on my face! –Grand Central Chick on cell: I do have underwear in my purse in case I need it. –113th & Broadway Overheard by: Ladle Lady to son: Well, it is never appropriate to ask a woman about her undergarments. –20th & 8th Hoochie: He offered me 10 dollars for my underwear, but I wouldn’t do it. –St. Mark’s & 1st Overheard by: Nina