Wednesday One-Liners Are Enough to Gag a Maggot

Nurse to hobo next to her: Aw, hell no! You fucking stink! [She pulls out a can of air freshener and hoses him down.]

--A train

Asian kid to another: It's hard and watery, and if my pockets reek of ass, I'ma kill you!

--D train, Brooklyn

Overheard by: sitting behind them

Little boy: Now I know why it smells like urine everywhere!

--Central Park

Man: It smells like an STD in here.

--E train

Irish lad: A man's baseball cap should always stink a wee bit.

--U-Haul rental place, Broadway

Overheard by: Kerry