Old man to two-year old: Man, talking to you is like fucking talking to a brick wall. –F train Overheard by: trieze Old man in power wheelchair: Move, motherfuckers, unless you want some rubber up yo’ ass. –Union Square Overheard by: Deniz G Old guy: In the Boy Scouts they tell you to pray and… put your testicles on ice. –W 58th & 9th Ave Overheard by: Jon A. Old lady: You turn around and say ‘Excuse me’ or I’ll punch your fucking face in! –42nd St and 5th Ave Old man: … And all these bikes keep running red lights. I just wish I had a big stick — I would shove it through their spokes! –2nd Ave station Old bitter woman to husband: I don’t understand sex. –72nd & 2nd Overheard by: imsorry