Man on cell: If the girl does not say no, or does not back away, or does not seem to be pulling away… then that means she really likes you. –Union Square Dude: I’m needy and you do stuff for me. That’s how our relationship works. –2nd Ave. & St. Mark’s Place Girl on cell: Yeah, yeah, she’s definitely your type. She’s definitely your type… Yup, she’s bow-legged and pigeon-toed… –16th & 6th Boyfriend: Listen, you’re dissatisfied with me, and I’m dissatisfied with me. We have something in common! I think this relationship can work. –32nd & 6th Girlfriend: I wish you were asexual, except when it comes to me. That way you would only want to have sex with me. [Boyfriend stares.] Actually, I don’t wish that. I wish you’d like girls, but you’d find me so attractive that every time you’d even look at another girl, you’d find her ugly compared to me. –36th & 3rd Overheard by: Eryn NYU freshman girl: I have a boyfriend — I don’t need a social life. –Starbucks