Hobo: Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make: Mayor Bloomberg is a pol pot, I have accepted Jesus Christ as my personal savior, and I am trying to get some money for a snack wrap. Your kindness is appreciated. –4 train Overheard by: Scotty H. Hobo: Ladies and gentlemen, I have walked many, many miles, and I have sucked many, many dicks, but I… [doors close]. –E train, W 4th Hobo rattling coin can as WASP lady passes: Mrs. Rockefeller, pay yo’ bills! –79th & Lex Overheard by: Clook Hobo to another: So, I hear you’re an international spy now. –Washington Square Park Overheard by: tj Wheelbo: Can somebody give me some money so I can buy a Rolex? Please hurry. I want to know what time it is. –80th & Broadway