Wednesday One-Liners Think You Haven't Heard the One about the United Negro Pizza Fund

Hobo: Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make: Mayor Bloomberg is a pol pot, I have accepted Jesus Christ as my personal savior, and I am trying to get some money for a snack wrap. Your kindness is appreciated.

--4 train

Overheard by: Scotty H.

Hobo: Ladies and gentlemen, I have walked many, many miles, and I have sucked many, many dicks, but I... [doors close].

--E train, W 4th

Hobo rattling coin can as WASP lady passes: Mrs. Rockefeller, pay yo' bills!

--79th & Lex

Overheard by: Clook

Hobo to another: So, I hear you're an international spy now.

--Washington Square Park

Overheard by: tj

Wheelbo: Can somebody give me some money so I can buy a Rolex? Please hurry. I want to know what time it is.

--80th & Broadway