So They Could Fail Her?

Male lawyer #1: I need to get laid. All these cases, I don't even have time to masturbate!
Male lawyer #2: No time to masturbate? That's harsh.
Male lawyer #1: It's sad -- all I can think of is sex, and I hate that stereotype about male lawyers, that we're all some sort of horn dogs. [Pauses and sees female lawyer] God, I wanna fuck her.
Male lawyer #2: Dude, everyone does. All the guys wish her pussy was the bar exam.

--Bronx Small Claims Court

Overheard by: Tydestra