Is a Beak a Nose?

Hipster, looking at menu: Chicken fingers?
Corporate fashionista: Great! Even though I'm a vegetarian.
Hipster: Then why did you say 'great'?
Corporate fashionista: I'll eat some.
Hipster: ... Then how are you a vegetarian?
Corporate fashionista: I just try not to eat anything with a face.

--Sidewalk Cafe, 6th & Ave A