Or Columbia. Whichever.

Ghetto chick #1: When I have kids I'm going to beat them.
Ghetto chick #2: Yeah, my mama and daddy beat me, and it showed me right.
Ghetto chick #1: Me, too. I came out fine.
Ghetto chick #2: You know what happens when you don't beat your kids? Columbine.

--Pace University, Spruce St

Overheard by: cleybold