Queer #1: Oh my god! You know that rat?
Queer #2: What rat?
Queer #1: You know — Mike’s rat — the one that sings “New York, New York.”
Queer #2: Oh! That rat! I love that rat! [Begins singing "New York, New York."]

–Broadway platform, N train, Astoria

Overheard by: Canadian Girl