Teen girl to young boy: You can’t sell Fruit Roll-Ups and wear a Raiders hat at the same time.

–Taco Bell, W14th St

Overheard by: Heather Baharestani

Woman on cell: Just sell it for drug money!

–14th & 6th

Overheard by: Edyna

Corner boy: From now on I’m only gonna sell weed in the mornings. In the afternoons I’m gonna buy it for myself.

–142nd & Amsterdam

Dad orbited by three energetic young boys, to nobody in particular: Kids for sale… Kids for sale…

–53rd & 2nd

Guy to girl waiting in car: … And don’t talk to any strange men selling jeans!

–7th & 2nd

Overheard by: Rosangela