Teacher: You had six, one of them quit, you now have four… Wait! –Brooklyn Tech Overheard by: Liz Woman to friends: It’s true! Crack babies just aren’t very good at math. –W Houston St. Overheard by: Emily T. Disgruntled woman on cell: We are not splitting this in half — I want 70-40! –Broadway & Exchange Enthusiastic conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, the last car is not the only car on this train. If you spread out, you get on the train faster, we get moving faster, and you won’t be able to complain that MTA trains never run on time. It’s simple mathematics, ladies and gentlemen. Get up on it. –A train Overheard by: mildly entertained