Crazy guy to squirrel: Hey, Lamar! Get back here! You can’t stay out here, you gonna get hurt! –Union Square Overheard by: sweetchuck Woman to barking dog: Shhh, this is a library! –Outside Seward Park Library, Chinatown Horse-drawn carriage-driving hobo, to horse: You faggot child of the Kennedys! –Columbus Circle Overheard by: Cracker Chick Guy to dog: No boyfriends today! You can have boyfriends tomorrow. –Steinway St, Astoria Overheard by: MissPinkKate