Guy to friend: Nah, man, I can’t tomorrow — I gotta go to Victoria’s Secret with my niece. –1 train Overheard by: Your Mom Man: … And so I says, ‘I don’t care if you’re my sister, you’re having the baby.’ –54 W 21st St Overheard by: NickI Chick: I think if you’re considering dating your cousin, which one you pick is the least of your problems. –8th & Broadway Girl on cell: It kinda sucks that you have a crush on your brother. –Fordham University plaza Overheard by: It’s not incest if he wants it… oh wait… Chick to friend: I don’t care how horny you are, you never fuck your brother! –56th St Overheard by: Kerri Anne