Guy to friend: Nah, man, I can’t tomorrow — I gotta go to Victoria’s Secret with my niece.

–1 train

Overheard by: Your Mom

Man: … And so I says, ‘I don’t care if you’re my sister, you’re having the baby.’

–54 W 21st St

Overheard by: NickI

Chick: I think if you’re considering dating your cousin, which one you pick is the least of your problems.

–8th & Broadway

Girl on cell: It kinda sucks that you have a crush on your brother.

–Fordham University plaza

Overheard by: It’s not incest if he wants it… oh wait…

Chick to friend: I don’t care how horny you are, you never fuck your brother!

–56th St

Overheard by: Kerri Anne