Biotech, indignantly: I didn’t have sex when I was 13! I waited ’til I was 14. –Doma Cafe & Gallery, Perry St Overheard by: Kate Hairstylist, joking with customer in chair: Yeah, I mean, prepubescent and androgynous was so last season. [Thinks for a moment, then] Actually, it really was. –Soho Overheard by: Sooo not last year Hot chick shouting across intersection to friend: … And stop sleeping with underage boys! –55th & Madison Young father to twin toddler sons: That pigeon might be a pedophile. –Outside Museum of Natural History Overheard by: kritta