Disillusioned hipster: Jesus Christ, I just don’t have fun at shows like this anymore. I can’t wait to become a corporate attorney. –LCD Soundsystem show, Studio B, Greenpoint, Brooklyn Overheard by: deke shearon Lady suit: So, they made a bong out of a Super Soaker and some bottles. It was all fancy — it had a mask and everything. But they do grow up. He’s a clerk for a judge now. –29th & Lex Overheard by: Adam Nathan Old man lawyer: I’m not going to give myself away to some slutty little mortgage company! –Law firm, Midtown Smoking hoochie on cell: So I said, ‘Fuck him. Let him get a public defender. We have things to do this weekend!’ –53rd & 5th