Guy to buddy: Dude, we are actually a lesbian couple. –Penn Station Overheard by: Sofa Loud woman on cell: Did you know that Devahndra had a baby? Yeah, a girl. What happened to being a lesbian? Yeah, I guess that one went kinda short. –Bx16 bus Overheard by: Lillian LI man: … And then the lesbians — they surrounded me. –LIRR, Jamaica Overheard by: wish they had been surrounding ME Hipster: She thought she was a lesbian, but she was a midget. –L train Suit to female companion: Even lesbians have to eat! –34th St Overheard by: oh, is that why i’m so hungry?