I've Tried the Police, but We Keep Getting Disconnected

Diva customer: How do I find out who was answering the phone this morning?!
Salesgirl: Um... It could have been anybody, I'm not sure...
Diva customer: Pshhh.
Salesgirl: I'm sorry. Why did you want to know?
Diva customer: Because this girl I talked to told me that you all had the Erin Skinny Destroyed jeans in the light color, and now y'all don't have them, and I wanna report her!
Salesgirl: Um... Sorry.

--Abercrombie & Fitch, 5th Ave