You Didn't Have to Demonstrate It While Talking

Old male lawyer: You can't just call the client and say, 'Hello, you don't know me, but I'm about to try your case.'
Young female associate: Why not? We're in the same firm.
Old male lawyer: Let me try to explain this in terms that might make an impression on you. Imagine if you went to your gynecologist who you've been using for a long time, and while you're lying there in the stirrups his new associate who you've never met walks in and sticks his fingers into you.
Young female associate, wide-eyed: I see what you mean.

--Civil Court, Jamaica

Overheard by: Big Larry