Middle-aged man: If I wanted to gouge his eyes out, I’d have his eyes in my pocket right now. –11th & 5th Overheard by: Max Fat teen: I don’t know about you, but my clit is real low… Like, down near my ass. –110th & Central Park West Overheard by: Kong Guy on cell: What fell out yo’ foot? What do you mean, the bone fell out yo’ foot! Put it back in! –Penn Station Woman preaching to two friends: I can’t believe he couldn’t find the ovary. I mean, if you’ve seen an ovary once, you know how to find it again. It’s not hard. –F train Overheard by: commuter Woman on cell: I’m sorry, baby, what part of your body are you talking about? … Oh, God. –A train