NY-er, as visitor friend hesitates at crosswalk: It is so touristy to be afraid of getting hit by cars. –34th & Broadway Father to young son: The species tourist vulgaris is identified by the fanny pack and the new white sneakers. –45th & Broadway Overheard by: poomer Woman with southern twang: The only good thing about living in this shithole is at least no one thinks I’m a tourist anymore. –Woodhaven & Jamaica Chick seeing group of Japanese tourists with cameras and "I NY" shirts: Stereotype! –Washington Square Park Overheard by: lezbotron