If He Sees Your Dick, the Dress Is the Least of Our Problems

Female punk: I don't give a shit! I'm not wearing a long, white fucking dress at the wedding!
Male punk: But every woman in my family wears that dress!
Female punk: I'm wearing something short and tight, and if the priest doesn't like it, he can suck my dick!

--Union Square

Overheard by: Mateo que Feo