"What Kind of a Republican Senator Are You?!" I Bellowed.

Queer #1: Who were you trying to give head to in the photo booth?
Queer #2: Oh, Jason -- you weren't there. He wouldn't go for it, though, so we're not together anymore.
Queer #1: I'm sorry.
Queer #2: ... Really for a multitude of reasons... Refusing to engage in oral sex at a work party was like, well, the last straw.

--1st & 1st