We're Like the End of Casablanca without the Implied Gay Sex

Guy: I always run into you here! It's like our little date time.
Chick: We're not dating... but sure.
Guy: I know. I was trying to be cute, dammit!
Chick, laughing: I know... And you do a good job of it, but I still hate you.
Guy: I know, but it's the kind of hate that can make this friendship work. [Long pause, then] God, that's really fucked up.

--Union Square

Overheard by: Jesus Jon