And the Cocaine in My Anus Is Starting to Sting

Five-year-old girl: Uncle Joey, we need to move!
30-something uncle: Why? What's the matter?
Five-year-old girl: There's cops over there... We gotta move before you get arrested again... [Whispers] You're still on probation, right?

--139th St, near 40th Precinct, Bronx

Overheard by: What are we teaching our kids?