I Heard about Those During One of My Free Hours in the Exercise Yard

College guy: So, what's the thing you like least about working here?
Brainwashed programmer: Geez, that's a hard one. I like just about everything here!
College guy: I see... Have you ever seen the movie Office Space?
Brainwashed programmer: No, I've never heard of it. Is that one of those YouTube things?

--Goldman Sachs recruitment lunch, Financial District