When Your Therapist Has a Degree from Bartending School

Jew: She's been on dates with 87 guys from JDate? Eighty-seven?!
Jewess: Yeah, her therapist told her that she can't complain about guys from JDate again until she's been on 100 dates with guys from JDate, and now she's really excited for the last 13 so she can start complaining about them again.

--Stay, East Village