Hipster girl: Yeah, but there’s a big difference between having a social life and having a social life with someone you want to have sex with. –Bedford Ave Lady: So, do you even want to put that in me anymore? –46th & Broadway Overheard by: Luke Black guy to posse: What?! I don’t go to the ones where you can have sex with them! –Chelsea 20-ish girl to friend: Dude, he, like, humps my leg on command! –19th & Broadway Overheard by: sweetchuck White girl to friends: Just remember — I made a sex tape so you don’t have to! –Bar 13