Woman on cell: … Then, when she found out my dog was pregnant, she stopped talking to me. –77th & Broadway 22-year-old girl: I waited eight years before I got pregnant again, and I got in three fights while I was pregnant with him, but only two with this one. But one of those doesn’t really count, because I punched that bitch in the face and she was out. –R train Guy on cell: Yeah? I wish my mother was smoking crack when she was pregnant with me! –14th & 3rd Overheard by: walking by Guy on cell: You’re pregnant? Who’s the father? Steve?! That’s why God invented abortions. –NYU Overheard by: Jeffrey Lebowski Tween girl: … And a bunch of pregnant people started slapping each other! –84th & 5th Overheard by: Olivia Thug to girlfriend: Who you pregnant about? ‘Cause it ain’t mine! –23rd St station