Man to cop: I know my dick is big, but I didn’t know it was illegal. –Yankee Stadium bathroom Overheard by: howie ray Guy: My penis practically has a halo right now. –N 10th & Bedford Australian lady: Oh, look! It’s the penis people again! –Bodies Exhibit, South St Seaport Girl on cell: So, wait — let me get this straight — last night you dreamed that you were coming out of the shower, looked down, and saw my head instead of your dick? … Well, was my head in the shape of a dick? … Oh, then no, that’s not weird. –Sullivan St Overheard by: someone needs new friends Big black lady on cell: His penis was about as big as… Hmmm, let me see here… Probably that stop sign over there. Yeah, that looks about right. –25th & 6th WASP lady to friend: … And then, I mean, you save the really expensive stuff for the penis. –89th & Madison Overheard by: Dani