Nerdy kid to friend: Man, if I had more money, I’d totally be a goth. –Bedford Ave station Man on cell: The only acceptable excuse is that the plane went down, and when you emerged unscathed, the money was gone! –Montague & Clinton, Brooklyn Heights Overheard by: Cait Loud Jamaican lady on cell: Why you give my money to someone else? You transfer my money to someone else’s account! No. No. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-no. You know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna come down to the bank. I’m gonna come down to the bank and tell them that’s rude! –7 train Overheard by: Right after afternoon tea, but before busting a cap in someone’s ass Man at ATM, to girlfriend: Wow, I just realized I don’t need money right now, but I like coming in here so I can feel rich. –Commerce Bank, 95th & Broadway Overheard by: Andrea Reese