In the Spirit of True Sisterhood, I Accept Your Reproach. Ass Whore.

Sorostitute #1: Remember that freshman I hooked up with? He friended me on Facebook!
Sorostitute #2: Oh, that's coo-- Wait a minute. Isn't that a little backwards?
Sorostitute #3: Uh, yeah. Here's how that should have gone: you meet him, he friends you on Facebook, and then you let him fuck you in the ass.

--Wagner College