Married Guy: You Too?

Preppy guy #1: I just don't see myself getting married anymore.
Preppy guy #2: Yeah, I've totally lost the will to live.
Preppy guy #1: You've lost the will to live?!
Preppy guy #2: What? No, I meant to say I've lost the will to get married... Okay, I've lost the will to live.

--Wall St