Oh, Location, You Make Our Jobs Too Easy.

Fat black woman #1: I tried on all their larges, and they was all tight. They don't make sizes for real women anymore.
Fat black woman #2: That's why all them pretty, skinny bitches in movies get killed first. No one cuts a big sister.
Fat black woman #1: Hmph... Cut them up.

--80 Broad St

Overheard by: The Pidge