The Part Where They Have Manners?

Latina chick, in Spanish, after Korean tourist trips into her: Listen, you son of a bitch -- don't touch me, you faggot! You get me, asshole?!
Friend: Haha, babe, like this asshole understands what you're saying?
Korean tourist, in Spanish: I lived in Puerto Rico for two years.
Latina chick, in English: Oh, word? What part?

--A train

Overheard by: Graham Davis