I Thought Those Weren't Allowed in the Military?

Mohawk teen: Not like a Barbie -- it's like a real short midget, but skinny and hairier.
Five-year-old girl: Like G.I. Joe?
Mohawk teen: G.I. Joe isn't hairy, he's just a man-Barbie with guns.

--18th St station

Overheard by: tom