Lady: So my friend from Binghamton went up for homecoming, and he meets some townie. They had sex in an alley and then the hotel elevator and then the hotel room. But the funny thing was, he took the condom off midway…
Bewildered, agitated man: Wow.
Lady: So now all his friends think he has a disease.
Bewildered, agitated man: Did you know that cows say ‘moo’? –Midtown Overheard by: Mark Consuelos