Black chick to friend: Are you sure you want to invite them? They aren’t re-niggers, are they? You know, niggers that renege a lot? –Dressing room, Roosevelt Field Mall Overheard by: horrified in the next dressing room Guy on cell: They fucked with me! I need to get into those classes, and now I won’t graduate ’til… Neveruary! –9th & 2nd Bimbette on cell: But you can’t lollygag! You can’t even textygag! –Metro-North Professor: Hmmm… Blackboard is down… That could be problematical. –Baruch College Overheard by: I Am McLoVey Young mom to squirming toddler: Why is you beastin’? –Lexington Ave