Woman playing with touchable exhibits, to friend: You know, we never used riding crops until our wedding night. –Museum of Sex Hot chick on cell: I just made a first date for tonight… Fifteen minutes later I remember the hickeys I have on my neck. [Long pause, then] That said, it’s a date with a guy I met while I was wearing a collar, so maybe bite marks are, like, expected of me. –Columbia University Overheard by: McFreaky Chick on cell: How can I be a submissive if we’re listening to the Eurythmics? –Penn Station Overheard by: Ladle Hot chick on cell: My only problem is randomly spanking strange women. –Columbia University Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy Drunk girl to drunk guy: So, after our conversation last night, I Googled ‘circle jerk.’ Is that something you guys do often? –The Hairy Monk, 27th & 3rd