Tramp-Stamped Wednesday One-Liners

Tattoo flyer guy: Tattoos... They hurt like hell!

--St. Mark's Pl

Thug: I spread her ass out and she had a 'W' tattooed on the inside of one cheek and a 'W' tattooed on the inside of the other!

--JMZ

Dude: Well, I've got a tattoo of Calvin peeing on my butthole.

--Bedford & N 7th

Overheard by: Dylan

Man on cell: Mother! You got a tattoo? You hoodlum!

--Dean & DeLuca

TA: Anyone who needs his last name tattooed on his side has to be a real fucktard.

--Fayerweather Hall, Columbia University

Overheard by: Ladle