Thug: I really gotta figure out a new way to ask for a blowjob. –Soho Overheard by: Emily McInerney Guy to coworkers: So wait, a blowjob is exactly like sitting on a toilet? –40th & 6th Lady: Oy! Don’t even get me started… Unless we’re talking about gay men blowing each other, in which case, I have no problem with that. –Columbia University Overheard by: Ladle Drunk girl to friend hooking up: Just suck his dick and let’s go… –Bar, Brooklyn Chick on cell: Ah, bottle fellatio. I remember doing that in high school for a bunch of guys. –Amtrak into Penn Station Overheard by: Ladle Teen after HIV workshop: Yo, don’t have anal, bro. Get your penis licked! –Banana Kelly High School, Bronx Overheard by: nooners